That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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