it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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