I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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