You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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