if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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