you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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