did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Watching her eat just hurts me
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Randomize