I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
do nipples grow back?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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