If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
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