quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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