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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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