Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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