it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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