Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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