she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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