the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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