Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
How does one acquire holy water?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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