I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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