butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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