I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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