dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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