I hate your face
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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