My brain says no but my pants say off.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize