Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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