Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize