He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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