i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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