This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Found the puke drawer
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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