On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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