Rock
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Fuck
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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