I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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