honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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