Have you finally orgasmed yet?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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