He kissed a someone with a penis
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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