i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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