Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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