how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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