how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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