I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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