i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My ass is underappreciated
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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