I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I party with great urgency now.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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