I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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