Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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