I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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