At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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