Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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