Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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