At least make sure they are 18
Why
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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