If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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