Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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